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The star linebacker should have thought twice before joining his frat brothers for the naked run. The pre-gaming and the cold air didn’t help his small problem either, just made him shrivel up more to the point that the tiny penis between his legs is dwarfed by the cross around his neck. No more pussy for him- after this photo appears on the campus newspaper, blondie’s sex life is going to get a lot more solitary. At least he has big hands.